Does anyone even read this?
  1. ohthatyessica said: i would have also accepted 1. youre so damn cool 2. youre so damn cool 3. youre so damn cool 4. youre so damn cool 5. youre so damn cool

Have I ever mentioned you’re my Idol?

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

blueeyesbaddragon:

jadeita:

lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le* 

the entire country of france

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.


Then sex.

(via perverted—princess)
theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

mudboned:

note-a-bear:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.

holy shit that went deep

The Department of Defense reports that 19,000 sexual assaults occur in the armed forces per year. In 2013, of those 19,000 a little more than 1,000 troops filed for an investigation, and only about half of those cases were processed.

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

rundelhousecode:

good advertisements here on the highway

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

judymartn:

American Horror Story + Locations