It’s a monday, it’s so mundane
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Love this promotional work for Science World.
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons